Little Mr.: How do you get this damn thing out?
Me: What did you just say?
Little Mr.: I can't get this damn thing out.
Me: You are not supposed to say that word.
Little Mr.: (confused) But Daddy, I'm trying to get this damn thing out!
Me: I know I used that word yesterday and I shouldn't have. You can't say that word.
Little Mr.: (even more confused) Then can you help me get this stamp thing out?
Me: Oh. Were you saying stamp?
Little Mr.: Uh huh. Do you want one on your hand?